5 Reasons to Stay Straight.

1. Chace Crawford

Is it possible for someone to be TOO good looking?

2. Jake Gyllenhaal

Brokeback my mountain, please.

3. Ryan Taylor

Good looking plus access to McQueen, Prada and Dell'Acqua, what more could you want in a man? Who cares about the gay rumors.

4. Pete Doherty

He dated Kate Moss, he's in a band, he's delightfully drug riddled. No one does troubled rockstar better.

5. Nick Valensi

Proving if you add a guitar, elfish can be hot.