5 Reasons to Become a Lesbian.

1. Ashley Olsen.

Really, this should be reason enough.

2. Zooey Deschanel.
All the physical apeal of Katy Perry plus musical ability.

3. Alex Chung.

England's Ruby Rose, proving that England is so much more stylish than Australia.

4. Daisy Lowe.

A catwalk model that boys actually wanna do.

5. Chloe Sevigny.

The essence of cool. I hope I'm this awesome when I'm 35.