Monday, June 28, 2010

Here's something for nothing, Nicole.

Stop designing shoes. You are no good at it. Stick to jewelry. Please.


S/S2010 House of Harlow 1960 shoes.

5 Reasons to Stay Straight.

1. Chace Crawford
Is it possible for someone to be TOO good looking?

2. Jake Gyllenhaal
Brokeback my mountain, please.
3. Ryan Taylor
Good looking plus access to McQueen, Prada and Dell'Acqua, what more could you want in a man? Who cares about the gay rumors.
4. Pete Doherty
He dated Kate Moss, he's in a band, he's delightfully drug riddled. No one does troubled rockstar better.
5. Nick Valensi
Proving if you add a guitar, elfish can be hot.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

5 Reasons to Become a Lesbian.

1. Ashley Olsen.
Really, this should be reason enough.
2. Zooey Deschanel.
All the physical apeal of Katy Perry plus musical ability.

3. Alex Chung.
England's Ruby Rose, proving that England is so much more stylish than Australia.

4. Daisy Lowe.
A catwalk model that boys actually wanna do.

5. Chloe Sevigny.
The essence of cool. I hope I'm this awesome when I'm 35.

Oh, Ikea.

Pet hate: 'art' from department stores that is mass produced and generally heinous.

Exception: Olunda by Ikea.
I find myself not hating it, but actually kind of wanting it, despite the fact there are probably several million of them floating about.
Though a much more appealing idea is making something similar myself and it being totally one of a kind.

http://www.ikea.com/au/en/catalog/products/60168181

Friday, June 25, 2010

Don't Fight Acne.

These S/S10 Acne shoes are amazing. They all have industrial style heels which resemble old nail heads.



(Gemini, US$539)
(Asteria, US$497)
(Agate, US$839)

When it comes to shoes, you could say, they've nailed it.

Buy them here:

A Question..

.. Why are Marc Jacobs ads so much better than their clothes?

Answer: Cause Juergen Teller shoots them.
And there's even a book!
Unfortunately it is sold out.
But you can buy it on Amazon.com.
Unfortunately it's about US$279.00.










Sofa, So Good.

I'm dying to get my greasy little paws all over a velvet/mohair sofa, literally. They feel so good and look so chic. And the more colourful, the more wonderful. Even Carrie Bradshaw has one.



Carrie Bradshaws apartment in Sex and the City 2







Losing my V Plates.

In regard to blogging, ofcourse.

The most popular urbandictionary definition of 'blogger' is:
"Term used to describe anyone with enough time and narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their tiny uneventful lives"

This seems about right. And I am, apparently, one of these people now.

For my first post it seems appropriate (as this will be mostly an image based blog) that i should post animage of my favourite piece of art. Favourite piece of art is a fairly hefty statement but so far this is as close as it gets.



(Douglas Gordon, 1996, Self Portrait as Kurt Cobain, as Andy Warhol, as Myra Hindley, as Marilyn Monroe.)

Enjoy!